Grope On A Rope: Erotic Shower Do’s & Don’ts

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Erotic-Shower

While the shower is typically regarded as the place to get clean, it’s important to remember that this can also be the perfect spot to get dirty. Though slightly more complicated than sex relegated to the bedroom or living room, a quick run over of these erotic shower do’s and don’ts will help the entire experience to run more smoothly.

Do: Make sure that you have a reasonable space to work with¬–single stalls with glass doors are going to be clumsy, cramped and may result in injury. What you want is a decent sized shower that will fit two people or a tub with a showerhead and some type of wall for support when experimenting with positions.

Don’t: Skip the bathroom clean before your romp. I can assure you from experience that nothing will turn a girl off like a filthy tub covered in dog hair and half eaten cans of tuna. You don’t want your girl feeling like she needs to wear protective footwear before she sets foot in your john. My advice to you is to break out a soapy bucket of water with a bit of bleach and a scrub brush. It may seem like a hassle at the time, but chances are greater you will get to where you want to be (probably more than once) if you take 20 minutes out of your day to give this room a good scrub down at least once a week.

Do: Have a selection of body wash, sponges, shampoo and razors on hand. It may seem a bit girly to keep anything but your 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner and bar of soap in the shower but your efforts to create a space that is set up for not just you, but both of you will be noticed and appreciated. The new additions will also be of use for future play.

Do: Make sure that you have something on the bottom of the tub for grip. You can use a bath mat or adhesive stickers to keep both of your feet from slipping under you. A friend of mine lost his grip in the shower while his girlfriend was kneeling and going down on him. This resulted in two things: 5 stitches in his forehead and a girlfriend that was subsequently reluctant to try this again… ever. Believe me, the $5 bath mat is money well spent.

Do: Offer to lather her up and scrub her down. A great way to get in the mood is to lather the sponge up with body wash and work your way back to front, lingering on the areas that will heat up the mood: butt, neck, breasts. Slowly start from the top of her neck, moving the sponge down the length of her arm while you lick the base of her neck lightly. Keep in mind that you want to create and air of sensuality encompassing the entire body so no need to focus solely on the breasts, as tempting as that may be. Chances are good that she will return this all over body treatment.

Do: Suggest that you both take turns shaving each other once you’re both all lathered up. You want to make sure that you have a fresh, clean razor on hand and shave with the grain of the hair in long, slow, even strokes. A rushed job is not on the menu–take it slowly as you want to get each other feeling sexy and smooth, not draw blood. After you’ve shaved around her extremities and the inside folds of her labial area, have her soap up your balls, hold your penis slightly up and away and have her use the same slow strokes with the razor. The skin in this area can tend to be a little loose so it’s best that she holds it taut while she is shaving in order to avoid nicks and scrapes.

Do: Now that you are shaved, scrubbed down and ready for action, have her stand in front of you and work your fingers down the front of her body, resting your fingers on her clit and slowly massaging in a circular motion. Next, have her position her foot onto the side of the tub, leaning slightly forward with one hand on the side of the tub and her other hand on the wall for support. Enter her from behind with your hand on the wall to steady yourself and the other on her hip to get a rhythm going and also for deeper penetration.

Do: Introduce waterproof toys in the shower. Need those hands to balance yourself while you take her from behind? Surprise her with a waterproof pocket rocket or vibrating sliver bullet. While you concentrate on the back end of things she can keep herself stimulated and get closer to orgasm while using one of these little beauties. Make sure to take the rear entry very slowly as this is a delicate area and not one to plunge right into. Once you are fully in, gradually increase momentum as she massages her clit with the silver bullet or penetrates herself with the pocket rocket. Many of these waterproof vibrators will come with a variety of speeds. I would recommend these over the single speed variety as she can then customize the intensity of the vibration needed to help get her to that good spot.

Don’t: Try this after happy hour. Drunk, sloppy sex has its time and place and this is not one of them. Sex in the shower requires balance and a certain finesse that will not likely be present after 2 for 1 Tuesdays. Drunken sex in your favourite easy chair? Cozy and delicious. Drunken sex in the shower? Asking for a concussion.

Do: Suggest moving this to the bathroom floor if the positions aren’t feeling right or that nasty charley horse won’t go away. Let’s face it; sometimes these scenarios are best left in the movies. If you’re both starting to feel a bit constricted but not wanting to move things into the bedroom, have her straddle you as you lie back on the bathroom floor. This can be a bit tough on the knees so you may want to throw a towel down first.

As you try new positions and techniques in the shower, you will most likely find a few winning combinations that are right for you and your girl. It’s important to remember that while you want this to be a hot way for you both to end a long day at work or to spend a lazy Sunday afternoon, that being considerate of your surroundings (clean tub, waterproof toys and soaps on hand) and being mindful of both of your safety (foot grips, body placement, extreme cocktail hour for later) will keep you both coming in the shower again and again…

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